Screwy News homeruns! these are good.

September 7, 2017

Screwy fun facts: Red Solo cups are a popular souvenir for European tourists to take home after they visit. Weird.

Now back to the screwy stuff:

1) A couple in Nova Scotia got into an argument on Monday about whether a friend was too drunk to drive...and he responded by lighting their house on fire and driving off. He was arrested. Surprise.

2) How bout this: There is now an Alcohlic breakfast yogurt that exists to make your mornings way better ...or way worse! 

3) Several nurses in Denver recently got suspended for opening a body bag to check out a dead guys ahhh know what.