Alanis Morissette's House Was Burglarized

February 15, 2017

Alanis Morissette must feel so violated. Less than a month ago, her business manager admitted to stealing $4.8 million dollars from her. Now, she’s the latest celebrity burglary victim. $2 million worth of jewelry was allegedly stolen from her house. The thief or thieves broke into her house and managed to take off with a lot of valuable stuff, though what those things are is confidential. Thankfully, Alanis Morissette wasn’t home when it all happened.

I think it’s time for Harrison Ford to stop flying planes. He was involved in a potentially serious incident this week in California. He was piloting his private plane and had been instructed to land on a runway but mistakenly went to land on the taxiway, instead. In other words, he landed on where the planes TAKE OFF! His plane passed over the top of an American Airlines 737 carrying 110 passengers and a six-person crew. The controllers gave Harrison Ford the proper landing instructions and he even read them back.

Scarlett Johansson has an interesting outlook on love, and she was sure to share it on Valentine’s Day! She opened up in a new interview about her thoughts on marriage and revealed that she doesn’t think it’s natural to be in a monogamous relationship! She said, “I think the idea of marriage is very romantic; it's a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing. I don't think it's natural to be a monogamous person. I might be skewered for that, but I think it's work. It's a lot of work. And the fact that it is such work for so many people—for everyone — the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing." Well you know, she’s coming off of her second divorce so she’s not in the best place right now…

We all knew that Ed Sheeran took a year long break from social media. Well what we didn’t know is that he also took a pledge to get rid of his cellphone, and he’s stuck with it! Ed Sheeran said, "I still don't have a phone number. I bought an iPad and I just work off of email. It's so much less stress. I don't wake up in the morning and have to answer 50 messages of people asking for something. It's just, like, I wake up and have a cup of tea.” Even better was that he told Adele that and she was like, you’re kidding me right? Nope! I envy his commitment!

I totally saw this one coming. There’s rumors going around that Ben Affleck is done playing Batman and looking for a way out! He’s talking to Warner Brothers and if they don’t let him out, then the stand-alone Batman film that he’s working on will be his last. Who can forget when Ben Affleck was being interviewed about how he feels about “Batman v. Superman” getting awful reviews and he went into his own internal sadness corner! Watch below to familiarize yourself, it’s too freaking funny! You’re welcome.